The Platitudinous Place.
no i love crockpot you don’t understand but that make me cry blood tears and pure sadness

eh don’t worry bro, gamzee will get miracle-healed by Jane’s bizarro life powers and then eventually the crockercorp regime gets overthrown and they make out a lot.

I mean I haven’t plotted it out but that’s basically how it’s guaranteed to go. XD

i will in fact cry on everything you love

TTuTT Too late I’m doing that for you already yee

u kno those AUs you’re never planning on doing anything with but pictures for them just pop into your head.

yeah I do too.

Uhhhh facts Crockercorp owns the world and most people in it.  Aranea runs a ‘bodyguard’ breeding/training service, that’s her horn-tag.  Gamzee’s prime directives are ‘Eliminate Threats’ and ‘Smile’.  Jane still has healing powers she didn’t know she had b/c she’s never been not-mind-controlled long enough to find out.  Jake will get out of this and be just fine *pets hair*.  I’m never going to write this. b(=u=)d

pissy Karkats, a human goatdad+weird Tarzan-fusion gamzee for the anon in my inbox b/c why the hell not, gamzee with dreads is always something I’m up for (Anonymous asked Splickedylit: Splickedy: Draw da Tarzanstuck), and some fanclown ancestors.

I like drawing ancestors because they have great big massive versions of the kids’ horns.  :O

AHAHAHAH I FORGOT I DREW THESE until I was scanning sketchbook stuff hahahah happy super super super late birthday ldefix I’m lame and this is late but

I really did draw some nerds for you I just forgot to post them. TuT

AHAHAHAH I FORGOT I DREW THESE until I was scanning sketchbook stuff hahahah happy super super super late birthday ldefix I’m lame and this is late but

I really did draw some nerds for you I just forgot to post them. TuT

oh noooo, that kind of dream would make me cry

IT WAS SO UPSETTING I literally spent most of what I remember doing my best to kill him and then he just smiles and waves at me and gets all happy and excited when I wave back UGH GAMZEE

I mean the rest of it was pretty interesting but that part was the WORST UGH

I love it when my fandoms get all mixed up in my dreams and Gamzee is working for me because I’m the Joker’s daughter and the Guardians of the Galaxy are pissed off because somebody sent Groot to kill me and Gamzee took him out.  But also my family is still my family and we’re all going to a lake to go kayaking.  I have to drive us there because even though I’m ensconced in all this fantasy bullcrap, I still work at Wendy’s and drive around in Itty-Bitty the wondercar.

This only stopped making perfect sense to me after I woke up.  So weird.

jubilatio:

wanna know how i GOT THESE MOTHERFUCKING SCARS?
god what am I doing with my life.. and why do I keep drawin’ sober!Gamz?  Sopor!Gamz is my fav. >:I

so in other news this is still one of my all-time favorite pictures of Gamzee ever 

jubilatio:

wanna know how i GOT THESE MOTHERFUCKING SCARS?

god what am I doing with my life.. and why do I keep drawin’ sober!Gamz?  Sopor!Gamz is my fav. >:I

so in other news this is still one of my all-time favorite pictures of Gamzee ever 

I’m Goin’ To A Cooooooooon

Specifically Midoricon, next Sunday (9/7/14). :)  toastyhat and I are gonna wear our shirts and Toasty will have her hat and we’ll probably be there…like, noon to seven?  Ish?  Hope we see you guys there! :D

sorry for the radio silence, all.  School is happening, work and homework are happening in the spaces not filled by school, and I’m still not up to date on whether spoons are a thing I’m allowed to metaphorically have or not but for want of a better expression of how I’m feeling I am Completely Out Of Spoons.

Just having a lot of trouble…doing things. :T  Especially things that involve interaction or talking to people.  All of that is being channeled to non-internet things..  So sorry for everybody in my inbox and people I should really be talking to. OTL  I’m not ignoring you!  I’m just wrung out right now.